So, bollocks all happened on last night's show.
Jedward did a few random acts of Wowshit, but other than that nothing.
What we basically got was the middle of the first day, between Friday's round up and the final few minutes of Saturday's show, about eight hours of nigh on Bugger all.
So, instead of listing the various activities performed by Messrs Jedward I instead post this picture I took at Trentham Monkey Forest today. See if you can match any of the monkey faces with the slebs on tonight's show, and maybe shout them out to annoy your sister in law, who is trying to do a sudoku.
(To be honest, this is about all you're gonna get on a Sunday. Sunday is my busy day)