Thursday, September 1

and ye bloggin de bollocks

Guest-written by Paddy because I got a bit bored...

Day teh mum welve

No hot water muh herfer mufen er mu mu.
Da numpties dun tha shoower relly quick like muh numer bo fernangle.
Ommer nommer shamo in der swim poo. No no no shamoo in der poo.

All de men do da gym wid da tiny gold shoorts and thrusting ooh fernagle.
Lucien mer fan oh nah nag nag boot Bobby. Fan to mallafer SHOOTING AND SHOOTING and der craic.

Pallemer no de tan proper and der orangener.

Er da Tarara god de big boobies top on terdy ah nummer nummer boobies. Bobby ner talk der to der boobies. Bobby be der bag ter be bad Bobby gein ner mo tummlewee.

Da Numpties do der tersherts wid der sizzers an Darrinin nummer wid me boud der punchin n crunchin n der meh daddy der daddy der daddy and ner ma sawful ting and der gonna pud der subtidles on me words an me talkin and me why fer fucks der talkin?

Amy ner makeen rumblegg and fuk a duk and in a binkini and der bouncy bouncy bouncy.

Anna der Tara in der Diarroom an der Olly murrs.

Luciun an fer noofle tinkin he be dwitchin his noodle in Kerrys hooha box. Woohay.

Der b-moovle acters gizzerm task bout fightin der vampers and der spookies and woo. Un der vamper teddies and der eatin der smoothy wid der garlings an der gip gip gip. An der no probble fer Tara an Amy fuggin slags widda swallow anthing. Tara der goodun at der swallow juice.

Der Bobby an der Darrun eading der shreddies an der garlings. no der gippings der brave soldiers and der yay. Bobby grrreat.

Der Kerri and permuller an der garling chonkler and kerri do der peddaling while der munchen. Pamilamler der chonkler chugger an then bleeerg la vommle.

Der Numpties do da Jelly Garlings an der gip an der gip and der dancungs an der gips. Der Jonnumptie der jelly winnser.

Luciun an der me do da garlings eyescrim an der me der winner an luciun der gip gip and der bid Brudder de enemy an der bollocks an me dyin. Fuck in a doctor n a preez.

An fer de verr bad an der bleeeark.

DER NOMNADIONS Y'BASTARD

Pallemer an Darrun. Ooooh yer bollocks.
Darrun der bein cross n grumpsome an der gonna stabbun and Pallemar gone der crazygrumpen.

Bobby der squirten de doors an gone der shhhhhhhhhhhhh. Darrun da thunken de guilty or mebbe they dun wunna say der bollocks coz der shogged. Prolly coz der fellin poorly gippen wid der garlings.

An der Checkov in der house and der nuclear wessels. Watchen der shonky fillum wid der Dokker Who an der boobies out. Der numptie munchen garlings kebab an der gippen an gippen an dyin in der kitchun like der Spong in der Wrat o Karn.

Der Amy doin der gossupin an der darrun gon bongers and sayin Tarara be bongers. Parranodder.

An der discussin an dercussin and dusicizzin an all da whoil i be watchin an watchin der shiddy fillum der bag o bollocks.

An der don poindin da finga ad Lunciun an der talkin un derscussin him n dat.

An der fuggin skellingtons. in glasses. Bastards yer bollocks. Der fucking numpties fucks sake.

Tink I gone der bongers. All fugged up n ah miss me womern and fecks sake a hugger fegger y'bollocks.

Din wanna see da fillum and disgusted yer Dokker Who and der bollocks and der Colly Furrell not der fuggin wanna not der bollocks and der huffa fish oudda warder ya bastard don men dawa and phew she wah dunno wad i mean dyo no wad i mean a fuggin feck in ye bastard.

Luciun der sleppin de nuddy and pudden his shirts on an chaddin der Darrun an he now a sheep an der BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA an he lubbin der Darrun and der meggin der poztivven and godda lot manlove ye fairies numpty bastards an he gonna be a man now an not a chicken.

Un das it. Ye fuggin bastards.

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